Anti-EdXWinry Sod Off In Verse

Winry: Edward, have you ever thought
about quiting the military?
Giving up silly stuff, like alchemy,
And staying in Resembool with me?

You're strong for being shorter
Than a rabbit's tail
You can help me when I get
My own shop for Automail!

It'd be nice to have someone
Smaller than me that I can shove.
Just kidding! But I do want you to stay
What do you say sweetie-love?

Edward: Would you ask a fish to stop swimming?!
Ask a sparrow not to fly?!
An Alchemist is just what I am!
Give it up and I would die.

I don't want auto-mail forever
Or give up on Al in anyway
I have to get us back to normal
So I can never stay.

Winry: But you're in the military
Soldiers end up 6 feet underground!

Edward: If I'm good enough I'm won't get killed
Besides, Alchemy made Mom proud.

I don't love you that much anyway
I prefer to live without your wrench-whacks
You're too happy where you are right now
You could only hold me back

I need someone who can travel to world's edges
And everywhere in between
Someone who can liven up the room
Without being a whiny drama queen

Winry: But I was one who helped
Build and attach your auto-mail!

Edward: You did a great job, I must admit
But there are other mechanics

I don't know why you'd want me
to direct my life to a dead-end
What could be so wrong with us
Just staying friends?

Winry: I still don't understand, I love you!
We've been close since we were kids!

Edward: *sigh* The truth is Winry, that beyond machines,
You're really just quite stupid.